Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Rindu la kat SIR...
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Hari yang ditunggu telah tiba..
Friday, June 25, 2010
Lagi Perangai Pelik Minggu Ini
Satu Hari Lagi
Cicak : Tuan rumah baru beli reket elektrik, gua kenduri nyamuk BBQ mlm nih...
Nyamuk : Baru habis ronda rumah Ajoi... kenyang burp, Alhamdulillah. ..
Aedes: Baru jer selamat bagi injekan maut, yeah!!!
Ayam: Tidaaaaaaaaaaaak, Besok majikan gua mau buat kenduri kesyukuran, gua mau di sembeliiiiihhh! ...
Cicak : isteriku tersepit pintu
Kucing Betina: "Anak i yang ke-5 baru tanya siapa bapaknya. I bingung nak jawab apa. I sendiri lupa bapaknya siapa."
Ayam : Kawan2...kalu esok guwe tak update...bererti guwe udah di goreng....I luv u all... jangan luper wat kenduri arwah untuk I yaa...
Nyamuk: Siot, sekali drug addict gua hantam daaaa. Gua positif HIV AIDS... uwaaaaaaa
Cicak : Mau ke ke bilik air anak tuan rumah jap ... baru beli videocam baru ...
Kucing: Baru je add awek sebelah umah... keturunan PARSI beb!!!
Tikus: Operasi malam ni... selongkar kitchen kabinet... sape nak ikot?
katak : malam ni nk wat konsert la..da lama x ujan ni..hangat oii..
ular : rasa mcm nk makan lauk telo la malam ni..mana nk cari ek..
Anjing: Aku tension bila ada mat rempit berkumpul tepi rumah aku tiap malam. Nak tido pun x senang hanjeng punya org.
Kuda: Patah kaki; Rider aku bangang salah timing bila nak lompat pagar, sekarang rehat kat kandang.
Kura-kura: Aku sakit hati bila bini aku berjalan. Lembab mcm siput babi
Siput babi: Aku sakit hati bila bini aku bergerak. Lembab mcm kura2
Gagak: Tadi jumpa ayam KFC. Jangan jeles
Burung Kakak Tua: Penat betul nk ubah stigma masyarakat. Walaupun aku Burung Kakak Tua, tapi aku burung Jantan!!!
Babi hutan: susah betul nak cari makanan halal sekarang ni.
Kera: semalam GF aku bagi bunga. Sedap jugak kunyah
Tikus: Aku makan mee goreng mamak kat Al Naz maju@precint 9. Meh la join sekali.
Lalat: Asyik hurung bangkai je. Alhamdulillah hari ni jumpa nasi bungkus.
Sotong; Aku bengang bila tapak sulaiman ejek aku si lembut
kucing : update petang karang tepat jam 5.00pm slow ngendap ala2 pink panther nyurik ikan bawal kepunyaan kak lela majnun. ..
lipas : merasmikan pengunaan kepak baru sekali bila dikembangkn. ..gerun tengok mmber aku kene tarik dgn jeli2 panjang kepunyaan cik cicak..eee seram nyeee....
itik serati : hahahhaa lawak2 ayam serama tu ade hati jalan tersengguk2. ...nk tiru aku le tu.. lol....
Ikan laga: Boring sey, duduk sorang2 dalam tanki ni.
Ikan parang; Kurang asam punya manusia, letak gambar aku kat depan bekas keropok
Ikan Jerung: Kenapa x de sorang pun nak add/approve aku. :-(
Ikan Sepat: Terkenang jiran sebelah yang dah dijadikan ikan pekasam. Al Fatihah
Ikan Bilis: Wah ramainya kawan kita. Tahniah remy, ko kawan aku yang ke 5000.
Ikan Arowana: Cantik tak sisik I? Cantik kan ?
Ikan Mas Koki: macam mana nak kurus nie?
Hahahahaha sesi plagiat sudah tamat.. sorry to Mr Oyet
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Wash Your Hands Too
Wash ur hands too...
I don't want you to TOUCH me baby
You go toilet...
...never wash hand right?
When u wash your body, wash your hands too
When u wash your body, wash your hands too
You don't want get swine flu
Or someone pass to you
You better wash your body, your body, your body
H1N1
Is confirm no fun
Be careful where u go
US or Mexico
If u have temperature
That means you got fever
Don't just take honey
This flu is not funny
Maybe it's time to wear a mask
Maybe you have forgotten SARS
Whatever the weather
Must bring thermometer
Stick it in your armpit or down there!
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
When you wash your body wash your hands too
Through the level is yellow
Don't be dirty fellow
When u wash your body, wash your hand too
When u wash your body, wash your hand too
When u wash your body, wash your hand too
Must wash after poo poo
Or germs will stick to you
Wash more than your body, your body, your body
I know you use finger
Don't let the smell linger
I know u dig gold
And wipe on some pole
Scratch your backside
Think you can hide
You play your below
Take ice from my milo
Maybe it's to be hygiene
Maybe you should be quarantined
Don't be a spreader
We stay clean together
We'll pick the kutus from each other's hair!
When u wash your body, wash your hands too
When u wash your body, wash your hands too
If you think you're infected
Don't blur block go Orchard
Don't pass to somebody
Somebody somebody
When u wash your body, wash your hands too
When u wash your body, wash your hands too
Must wash after pang jio
The Wonder Girls damn chio
They don't want your body
Your body your body
Back in the days when we
Only took a bath monthly
Now looking at you I feel
As sick as Kim long lll
Your breathe smell like kimchi, you see
There's no vaccine eugene
Go wash your body
Your body your body
Wash yours hand too