Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Rindu la kat SIR...
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Hari yang ditunggu telah tiba..
Friday, June 25, 2010
Lagi Perangai Pelik Minggu Ini
Satu Hari Lagi
Cicak : Tuan rumah baru beli reket elektrik, gua kenduri nyamuk BBQ mlm nih...
Nyamuk : Baru habis ronda rumah Ajoi... kenyang burp, Alhamdulillah. ..
Aedes: Baru jer selamat bagi injekan maut, yeah!!!
Ayam: Tidaaaaaaaaaaaak, Besok majikan gua mau buat kenduri kesyukuran, gua mau di sembeliiiiihhh! ...
Cicak : isteriku tersepit pintu
Kucing Betina: "Anak i yang ke-5 baru tanya siapa bapaknya. I bingung nak jawab apa. I sendiri lupa bapaknya siapa."
Ayam : Kawan2...kalu esok guwe tak update...bererti guwe udah di goreng....I luv u all... jangan luper wat kenduri arwah untuk I yaa...
Nyamuk: Siot, sekali drug addict gua hantam daaaa. Gua positif HIV AIDS... uwaaaaaaa
Cicak : Mau ke ke bilik air anak tuan rumah jap ... baru beli videocam baru ...
Kucing: Baru je add awek sebelah umah... keturunan PARSI beb!!!
Tikus: Operasi malam ni... selongkar kitchen kabinet... sape nak ikot?
katak : malam ni nk wat konsert la..da lama x ujan ni..hangat oii..
ular : rasa mcm nk makan lauk telo la malam ni..mana nk cari ek..
Anjing: Aku tension bila ada mat rempit berkumpul tepi rumah aku tiap malam. Nak tido pun x senang hanjeng punya org.
Kuda: Patah kaki; Rider aku bangang salah timing bila nak lompat pagar, sekarang rehat kat kandang.
Kura-kura: Aku sakit hati bila bini aku berjalan. Lembab mcm siput babi
Siput babi: Aku sakit hati bila bini aku bergerak. Lembab mcm kura2
Gagak: Tadi jumpa ayam KFC. Jangan jeles
Burung Kakak Tua: Penat betul nk ubah stigma masyarakat. Walaupun aku Burung Kakak Tua, tapi aku burung Jantan!!!
Babi hutan: susah betul nak cari makanan halal sekarang ni.
Kera: semalam GF aku bagi bunga. Sedap jugak kunyah
Tikus: Aku makan mee goreng mamak kat Al Naz maju@precint 9. Meh la join sekali.
Lalat: Asyik hurung bangkai je. Alhamdulillah hari ni jumpa nasi bungkus.
Sotong; Aku bengang bila tapak sulaiman ejek aku si lembut
kucing : update petang karang tepat jam 5.00pm slow ngendap ala2 pink panther nyurik ikan bawal kepunyaan kak lela majnun. ..
lipas : merasmikan pengunaan kepak baru sekali bila dikembangkn. ..gerun tengok mmber aku kene tarik dgn jeli2 panjang kepunyaan cik cicak..eee seram nyeee....
itik serati : hahahhaa lawak2 ayam serama tu ade hati jalan tersengguk2. ...nk tiru aku le tu.. lol....
Ikan laga: Boring sey, duduk sorang2 dalam tanki ni.
Ikan parang; Kurang asam punya manusia, letak gambar aku kat depan bekas keropok
Ikan Jerung: Kenapa x de sorang pun nak add/approve aku. :-(
Ikan Sepat: Terkenang jiran sebelah yang dah dijadikan ikan pekasam. Al Fatihah
Ikan Bilis: Wah ramainya kawan kita. Tahniah remy, ko kawan aku yang ke 5000.
Ikan Arowana: Cantik tak sisik I? Cantik kan ?
Ikan Mas Koki: macam mana nak kurus nie?
Hahahahaha sesi plagiat sudah tamat.. sorry to Mr Oyet
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Wash Your Hands Too
Wash ur hands too...
I don't want you to TOUCH me baby
You go toilet...
...never wash hand right?
When u wash your body, wash your hands too
When u wash your body, wash your hands too
You don't want get swine flu
Or someone pass to you
You better wash your body, your body, your body
H1N1
Is confirm no fun
Be careful where u go
US or Mexico
If u have temperature
That means you got fever
Don't just take honey
This flu is not funny
Maybe it's time to wear a mask
Maybe you have forgotten SARS
Whatever the weather
Must bring thermometer
Stick it in your armpit or down there!
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
When you wash your body wash your hands too
Through the level is yellow
Don't be dirty fellow
When u wash your body, wash your hand too
When u wash your body, wash your hand too
When u wash your body, wash your hand too
Must wash after poo poo
Or germs will stick to you
Wash more than your body, your body, your body
I know you use finger
Don't let the smell linger
I know u dig gold
And wipe on some pole
Scratch your backside
Think you can hide
You play your below
Take ice from my milo
Maybe it's to be hygiene
Maybe you should be quarantined
Don't be a spreader
We stay clean together
We'll pick the kutus from each other's hair!
When u wash your body, wash your hands too
When u wash your body, wash your hands too
If you think you're infected
Don't blur block go Orchard
Don't pass to somebody
Somebody somebody
When u wash your body, wash your hands too
When u wash your body, wash your hands too
Must wash after pang jio
The Wonder Girls damn chio
They don't want your body
Your body your body
Back in the days when we
Only took a bath monthly
Now looking at you I feel
As sick as Kim long lll
Your breathe smell like kimchi, you see
There's no vaccine eugene
Go wash your body
Your body your body
Wash yours hand too
Monday, June 21, 2010
Habis la Kalori aku
Perangai Pelik Hari Ini
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Perangai Pelik Minggu Ini
Sekolah Datang Lagi...
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Mini Post N3 yang kontot je...
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Tagged Jumpa kat KB
STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
DINMA - apesal mcm alien je name ni
DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
BLACK FISH – hebak ah!! Ikan apa la yang black eh?
SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
MAZYUDIN KUALA TERENGGANU – nama aku xde middle name, so aku put full name laa , tak ngam langsung nama sabun ni
SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
THE BLUE NESCAFE – ada ke nescafe kaler biru?? Tak superhero langsung
FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
MAIN - apehal mcm hampeh jee nama yg kuar sumer nih!!!
ROCK STAR NAME:(current pets name, current street name)
LISA KETAPANG - ni nama rock star???
PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
KUCING MUHIBAH - ni dah start fedap dah nih..apa kes kucing bermuhibah plak nih???
YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
MAZIZZLE - aku rase nama sarip dol tu lagik gangster dr nama nih...langsung tak samseng
YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
BLACK CHIPITUNK - smpi part nih macam nak stop je tag
STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume, fav candy)
MANIACRISPY – Rasa macam nak makan lak
WIZARD'S NAME: (last 3 letters of mother's name, first 3 letters of current job, first 3 letters of your zodiac sign and last 3 letters of home street's name)
IAHGURCAPKET - hah!!!!dah masuk part berbelit2 lidah ni
PIRATE'S NAME: (fav action hero's last name, your 'pet' name, fav comedian's last name) add "Captain" to beginning
CAPTAIN WOLVERINE CHIPITUNK SANDLER – apa kes ni???
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Rasa Ini
Monday, June 14, 2010
Korang guna YM tak?
Rentetan Dari Permintaan Encik Myxate
Pernah Tak Rasa Nak Jadi Director Filem??
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Jangan Kesian-Kesian
Friday, June 11, 2010
Ulangtahun Anak Pari dan Anak Udang aku
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Permintaan Yang Bukan-Bukan Dari Encik MYXATE
"Bring all these to your home" kata Encik Myxate kat aku. Aku ternganga.... Camne nak cabut???
Aku tengah pening ni dengan task baru Encik Myxate yang nak 2 pohon pokok yang nak dibonsaikan setinggi 2 meter itu berpindah tempat. Dari Chendering nak di bawa ke Seberang Takir. Tapi aku pasti dan yakin task itu bakal terlaksana.
Mendapat Bini Baru dari Bekas Bini Orang...
Oh ya, hari ni aku mendapat bini baru. Bekas bini Encik Myxate.. Jangan salah faham..Akhirnya laptop kesayangan beliau menjadi milik aku. Hahaha, bukan main pass-pass yer.. aku kena bayar gak la hantaran walaupun separuh harga.
Ketensenan kadang-kadang membuatkan kita terasa kacak...betul tak??